[Dialogue] RE: Contagion

[George Holcombe]

Something to laugh about:

You know you're living in 2004, when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 16 telephone numbers to reach your family of 4.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't 
have e-mail addresses.
6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone 
in a business manner.
7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get 
an outside line.
8. You've been sitting at the same desk for four years and worked for 
three different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the11 o'clockNews.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get 
long-service awards.
AND..............
13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your 
"friends."
15. You got this email from a friend who never talks to you 
anymore, except to send you jokes from the net.
16. You are too busy to notice there was no #9.
 
(You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9, didn't 
you...? AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.) 
 
Go on, forward this to your friends...you know you want to.
 

All the best

George Holcombe
14900 Yellowleaf Tr.
Austin, TX 78728
(512) 252-2756