[Dialogue] Kittens!

[Del Morrill]

George Bush is out walking one morning and notices a little girl on the
corner with a box. Curious, he goes over to the little girl, Hannah, and
says, "What's in the box, kid?"
Little Hannah says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens."
George Bush laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?"
"Republicans," says Little Hannah.
"Oh that's cute," he says and goes on his way. 
A few days later, George
Bush is walking with his brother Jeb and he spies Little Hannah with her
box just ahead. George says to Jeb, "you gotta check this out," and they
both walk over to little Hannah.
George Bush says, "Look in the box, Jeb, isn't that cute? Look at those
little kittens. Hey, kid, tell my friend Jeb what kind of kittens they
are."
Little Hannah replies, "They're Democrats."
"Whoa!" George Bush says, "I came by here the other day and you said
they were Republicans. What's up?"
"Well," Little Hannah explains, "their eyes are open now."