[Dialogue] Kittens!

[Karl Hess]

50 years ago my Mom used to tell this story, except instead of the 
President the questioner was a Catholic priest, and the kittens 
changed from Catholic to Protestant.
Karl


>George Bush is out walking one morning and notices a little girl on the
>corner with a box. Curious, he goes over to the little girl, Hannah, and
>says, "What's in the box, kid?"
>Little Hannah says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens."
>George Bush laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?"
>"Republicans," says Little Hannah.
>"Oh that's cute," he says and goes on his way.
>A few days later, George
>Bush is walking with his brother Jeb and he spies Little Hannah with her
>box just ahead. George says to Jeb, "you gotta check this out," and they
>both walk over to little Hannah.
>George Bush says, "Look in the box, Jeb, isn't that cute? Look at those
>little kittens. Hey, kid, tell my friend Jeb what kind of kittens they
>are."
>Little Hannah replies, "They're Democrats."
>"Whoa!" George Bush says, "I came by here the other day and you said
>they were Republicans. What's up?"
>"Well," Little Hannah explains, "their eyes are open now."
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