[Dialogue] speaking of Canada

[LAURELCG@aol.com]

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a 
collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid 
a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR 
course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP 
IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, 
THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR 
COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL 
BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.