[Dialogue] Re Brian Stanfield : I am home.

[Janice & Abe Ulangca]

Hey, Brian - What wonderful news.  Don't know if you're strong enough for some awful puns - but here goes.  Love to Jeannette and you both.

Janice



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Funny Signs

Warning:  Terrible Puns Ahead

 

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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At a Proctologist's door
"To expedite your visit please back in."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
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Pizza Shop Slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

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At a Propane Filling Station,
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."



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  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: Brian Stanfield 
  Sent: Friday, May 20, 2005 9:41 PM
  Subject: [Oe List ...] I am home.



  -- 
  Dear friends and colleagues,
  I'm out of hospital after six weeks and back home. A big thank you for
  everyone who prayed or sent me greetings. I'm able to do more every day,
  Sommetimes under protest from my wife and nurses ! (They think I may fall.)

  Brian Stanfield