[Dialogue] FW: Scientific Discovery

[Charles or Doris Hahn]

Just so Administratium doesn't think the solution is
to privatize the whole mess (eg., let Haliburton do it
all).

Doris Hahn




--- Sunny Walker <sunwalker at igc.org> wrote:

> I think this bounced when I tried to send it
> earlier. If not, it's funny the
> 2nd time around, too!
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>  Scientific Discovery
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>      Heaviest element discovered!
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>      *Recent discovery of the heaviest element yet
> known*
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>      A major research institution has recently
> announced the
> 
> discovery of the heaviest element yet known to
> science.
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>      The new element has been named -Governmentium.
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>      Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant
> neutrons, 75 deputy
> 
> neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving
> it an atomic mass
> 
> of 312.
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>      These 312 particles are held together by forces
> called morons,
> 
> which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton
> like particles
> 
> called peons.
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>      Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is
> inert. However, it
> 
> can be detected, because it impedes every action
> with which it comes
> 
> into contact.
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>      A minute amount of Governmentium causes a
> reaction to take four
> 
> days to complete, when it would normally take less
> than a second.
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>      Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4
> years.
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>      It does not decay, but instead under-goes a
> reorganization in
> 
> which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy
> neutrons
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> exchange places.
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>  
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>      In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually
> increase over time
> 
> since each reorganization will cause more morons to
> become neutrons,
> 
> forming isodopes.
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>      This characteristic of moron promotion leads
> some scientists to
> 
> believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons
> reach a certain
> 
> quantity in concentration.
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>      This hypothetical quantity is referred to as
> "Critical Morass."
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>      When catalyzed with money, Governmentium
> becomes Administratium
> 
> - an element which radiates just as much energy as
> Governmentium
> 
> since it has half as many peons but twice as many
> morons
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> Sunny
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> <http://www.incredimail.com/index.asp?id=409&lang=9>
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