[Dialogue] Thoughts From Bill Maher

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In case  you missed Bill Maher last Friday night, his closing bit:


>        "Mr. President, this job can't be  fun for you any more.  There's no
>more money to spend--you used up  all of that.  You can't start another war
>because you used up the  army.  And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term
>has become  the Bush family nightmare: helping poor people.  Listen to  your
>Mom.  The cupboard's bare, the credit cards maxed out.   No one's speaking 
>to you.  Mission accomplished.
>        "Now it's time to do what you've  always done best: lose interest 
>and walk away.  Like you did with  your military service and the oil company 
and
>the baseball team.   It's time.  Time to move on and try the next fantasy  
job
>   How about cowboy or space man?  Now I know what  you're saying:  there's 
>so many other things that you as  President could involve yourself in.  
Please
>don't.  I know,  I know.  There's a lot left to do.  There's a war  with
>Venezuela.  Eliminating the sales tax on yachts.   Turning the space program
>over to the church.  And Social Security  to Fannie Mae.  Giving embryos the
>vote.
>     "But, Sir, none of that is going to happen now.  Why?   Because you
>govern like Billy Joel drives.  You've performed so  poorly I'm surprised
>that you haven't given yourself a medal.   You're a catastrophe that walks
>like a man.  Herbert Hoover was a  shitty president, but even he never
>conceded an entire city to rising  water and snakes.
>        "On your watch, we've  lost almost all of our allies, the surplus,
>four airliners, two trade  centers, a piece of the Pentagon and the City of
>New Orleans.   Maybe you're just not lucky.  I'm not saying you don't love
>this  country.  I'm just wondering how much worse it could be if you were  on
>the other side.
>        "So, yes, God  does speak to you.  What he is saying is: 'Take a  
>hint.



Cynthia N.  Vance
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