[Dialogue] Globalization

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_Question:_ What is the truest definition of Globalization? 



_Answer:_ Princess Diana's death. 



_Question:_ How come? 



_Answer:_ An English princess 



with an Egyptian boyfriend 



crashes in a French tunnel, 



driving a German car 



with a Dutch engine, 



driven by a Belgian who was drunk 



on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) 



followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, 



on Japanese motorcycles; 



treated by an American doctor, 



using Brazilian medicines. 



This is sent to you by an American, 



using Bill Gate's technology, 



and you're probably reading this on your computer, 



that uses** Taiwanese chips, 



and a Korean monitor, 



assembled by Bangladeshi workers 


in a Singapore plant, 



transported by Indian lorry-drivers, 



hijacked by Indonesians, 



unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, 



and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... 



That, my friends, is Globalization