[Dialogue] Urgent -- Computer Warnings!

[FacilitationFla@aol.com]

Dear  Tech Support:
>>
>> Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0  to Wife 1.0. and I soon 
>> noticed that the new program began  unexpected child processing that 
>> took up a lot of space and  valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 
>> installed itself into  all other programs and now monitors all other 
>> system activity:  applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, 
>> Hunting and  Fishing 7.5 and
>> Racing 3.6.
>>
>> I can't seem  to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to 
>> run my  favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to 
>>  Girlfriend 7.0 but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please 
>>  help!
>>
>> Thanks,
>> Troubled User
>>  
>>  ______________________________
>>
>>
>> Dear  Troubled User:
>>
>> This is a very common problem that men  complain about. Many people 
>> upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife  1.0, thinking that it is just a 
>> Utilities and Entertainment  program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM 
>> and is designed by its  creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also 
>> impossible to delete Wife  1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is 
>> impossible  to
>> uninstall or purge the program files from the system once  installed.
>>
>> You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0  because Wife 1.0 is designed to 
>> disallow this. Look in your Wife  1.0 manual under 
>> "Warnings-Alimony-Child  Support".
>>
>> I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work  on improving the 
>> situation.  I suggest installing the  background application "Yes 
>> Dear" 5.0 to alleviate software  augmentation.
>>
>> The best course of action is to enter  the command C:\APOLOGIZE 
>> because ultimately you will have to give  the APOLOGIZE command before 
>> the system will return to normal  anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, 
>> but it tends to be very high  maintenance.
>>
>> Wife 1.0 comes with several support  programs, such as Clean and Sweep 
>> 3 .0, Cook  It 1.5 and Do  Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you 
>> use these programs.  Improper use will cause the system to launch the 
>> program NagNag  9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the 
>> performance  of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I 
>> recommend  Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0.
>>
>> W ARNING!!! DO NOT,  under any circumstances, install Secretary With 
>> Short Skirt 3.3.  This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and 
>> will cause  irreversible damage to the operating system.
>>
>> Best of  luck.
>>  
>> TECH SUPPORT





Cynthia N.  Vance
Strategics International Inc.
8245 SW 116 Terrace
Miami, Florida,  33156
305-378-1327; fax  305-378-9178
http://members.aol.com/facilitationfla
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