[Dialogue] another bit of political humor

[hypnocenter]

Ralph Nader, Al Gore, and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for some
fun.  After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the
men's room where they found a strange-looking gent sitting at the
entrance.

He said: "Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our
newest feature, a mirror that, if you look into it and say something
truthful, you'll be rewarded with your wish. But, be warned: if you say
something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of
nothingness for all eternity!"

The three men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Ralph Nader
stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most truthful of us three," and he
suddenly found the keys to a brand new eco-friendly car in his hands.

Al Gore stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most ambitious of us
three," and in an instant, he was surrounded by a pile of money to fund
his next presidential campaign.

Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, George W. Bush
looked into the mirror and said, "I think...," and was promptly sucked
into the mirror.

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