[Dialogue] Palin vs. Putin!

[W. J.]

What IF . . . 
 
Obama tanks and McBush chokes on a pretzel and croaks at age 72+? Then we'll have. . .Palin vs. Putin!
 
You say she has no foreign policy experience? Well consider that she's already the commander of Alaska's National Guard, which involves protecting our borders from Canadians, wandering polar bears, and. . .the Russkies.
 
And consider that she's been defending of the only state that's 2.4 miles from Russia. That would be Little Diomede, just opposite Big Diomede across the International Date Line. During winter you could walk over for a brewski. Or drive a lotta tanks across the ice.
 
So, don't tell me she doesn't have a lot to do besides running for Veep and managing her previously DUI'ed husband and five kids, including two acting-out teenagers, one knocked up and the other shipped out to Iraq to shape him up.
 
She's gotta run the show that keeps an eternal vigil across those 2.4 miles. To protect us from the Russian invasion. Given the weather and all, it's easier to invade Georgia. But eventually, we all know that the Russkies want to get back what some idiot tsar sold us in 1867 after imbibing too much vodka.
 
If it gets any crazier than this, I'll have to start watching the convention to find out what's really going on in the great Republican Mind of America.
 
Get ready to play 'Hail to the Chief' insteada 'Hail to the Chef' when Sarah steps outa the kitchen and starts running the world.
 
I for one woulda rather had Hillary doin' it.
 
Marshall
 
 
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