[Dialogue] Some "Terrorist" Humor

[Jack Gilles]

Dear Colleagues,

This wonderful piece from an unknown  source was sent to me by my  
friend in India.  Thought you all would enjoy it.

Jack



The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist
threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to
"Peeved."   Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to
"Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Brits have not been "A Bit Cross"
since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists
have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance." The
last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was
during the great fire of 1666.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its
terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in
France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by
a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively
paralyzing the country's military capability.

It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy
has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to
"Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective
Combat Operations"

and "Change Sides."

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful
Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also
have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose".


Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only
threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.

These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish
navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Americans meanwhile are carrying out pre-emptive strikes, on all of
their allies, just in case.