[Dialogue] Fwd: Are You Kathlick??
Sandra/Bob True
icatrue at igc.org
Sat Feb 6 11:05:17 CST 2010
Thought everyone would enjoy this one.
Sandra
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> Subject: Are You Kathlick??
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> THREE LITTLE BOYS were concerned because they couldn't get anyone
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> They decided it was because they had not been baptized and
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> didn't go to Sunday school
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> So they went to the nearest church. But, only the janitor was there.
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> One little boy said, "We need to be baptized because no one
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> Will you baptize us?"
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> Sure," said the janitor.
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> He took them into the bathroom and dunked their little heads
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> Then he said, "You are now baptized!"
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> When they got outside, one of them asked,
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> "'What religion do you think we are?"
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> The oldest one said, "We're not Kathlick,
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> because they pour the water on you."
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> "We're not Babtis,
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> because they dunk all of you in the water."
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> "We're not Methdiss,
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> because they just sprinkle water on you."
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> The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water?"
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> They all joined in asking, 'Yeah! What do you think that means?'
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> "I think it means we're
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> Pisskopailians!"
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