[Oe List ...] political joke

[Del Morrill]

Another political funny, sent to me by a friend:

How many members of the Bush Administration are needed to change a light

bulb?

Answer: TEN...

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed,

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to

be changed,

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb,

4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing

the light bulb or for eternal darkness,

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new

light bulb,

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a

step ladder under the banner "Bulb Accomplished",

7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal how Bush was

literally "in the dark" the whole time,

8. One to viciously smear #7,

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had

a strong light bulb-changing policy all along,

10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the difference between

screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

And after all is said and done, no one will notice that they never actually

managed to change the light

bulb.
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