[Oe List ...] Explanation

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   Sorry.  Couldn't resist.  Jann



          This Should Explain It All...


          A lot of folks can't understand

          how we came to have


          an oil shortage here in our country.


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          Well, there's a very simple answer.


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          Nobody bothered to check the oil.


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          We just didn't know we were getting low.


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          The reason for that is purely geographical.


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          Our OIL is located in


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          ALASKA


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          California


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          Coastal Florida


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          Coastal Louisiana


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          Kansas


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          Oklahoma


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          Pennsylvania


          and


          Texas


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          Our


          DIPSTICKS


          are located in


          Washington DC




          Any Questions?