[Oe List ...] Fwd: Fwd: SENIORS TEXTING

[Jim Baumbach]

If you haven't caught on to texting, tweeting, face booking etc. here's 
a starter for you


Subj: SENIORS TEXTING


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        **Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there
        appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you
        qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.***

        **ATD:  At The Doctor's**

        **BFF:  Best Friend Farted**

        **BTW:  Bring The Wheelchair**

        **BYOT:  Bring Your Own Teeth**

        **CBM:  Covered By Medicare**

        **CUATSC:  See You At The Senior Center**

        **DWI:  Driving While Incontinent**

        **FWB:  Friend With Beta Blockers**

        **FWIW:  Forgot Where I Was**

        **FYI:  Found Your Insulin**

        **GGPBL:  Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!**

        **GHA:  Got Heartburn Again**

        **HGBM:  Had Good Bowel Movement**

        **IMHO:  Is My Hearing-Aid On?**

        **LMDO:  Laughing My Dentures Out**

        **LOL:  Living On Lipitor**

        **LWO:  Lawrence Welk's On**

        **OMMR:  On My Massage Recliner**

        **OMSG:  Oh My! Sorry, Gas.**

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        **ROFL...CGU:  Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up***

        **SGGP:  Sorry, Gotta Go Poop**

        **TTYL:  Talk To You Louder**

        **WAITT:  Who Am I Talking To?**

        **WTFA:  Wet The Furniture Again**

        **WTP:  Where's The Prunes?**

        **WWNO:  Walker Wheels Need Oil**

        **GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)**

    	


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