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[George Packard]

ILSH-ITMPWND I laughed so hard I thought my pants would never dry.

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From: oe-bounces at wedgeblade.net [mailto:oe-bounces at wedgeblade.net] On Behalf
Of Jim Baumbach
Sent: Monday, December 27, 2010 5:11 PM
To: Order Ecumenical Community
Subject: [Oe List ...] Fwd: Fwd: SENIORS TEXTING


If you haven't caught on to texting, tweeting, face booking etc. here's a
starter for you



Subj: SENIORS TEXTING


 








Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a
need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts
this is the code for you.

 
ATD:  At The Doctor's



BFF:  Best Friend Farted 



BTW:  Bring The Wheelchair 



BYOT:  Bring Your Own Teeth 



CBM:  Covered By Medicare 



CUATSC:  See You At The Senior Center 



DWI:  Driving While Incontinent 



FWB:  Friend With Beta Blockers 



FWIW:  Forgot Where I Was 



FYI:  Found Your Insulin 



GGPBL:  Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! 



GHA:  Got Heartburn Again 



HGBM:  Had Good Bowel Movement 



IMHO:  Is My Hearing-Aid On? 



LMDO:  Laughing My Dentures Out 



LOL:  Living On Lipitor 



LWO:  Lawrence Welk's On 



OMMR:  On My Massage Recliner 



OMSG:  Oh My! Sorry, Gas. 


ROFL...CGU:  Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up 



SGGP:  Sorry, Gotta Go Poop 



TTYL:  Talk To You Louder 



WAITT:  Who Am I Talking To? 



WTFA:  Wet The Furniture Again 



WTP:  Where's The Prunes? 



WWNO:  Walker Wheels Need Oil 





GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In) 





 



 

 




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