[Oe List ...] Fwd: Fwd: SENIORS TEXTING

[Jayandem2 at aol.com]

Wonderful. George.  Thanks for sending.
 
J & M Tippett
 
 
In a message dated 12/28/2010 12:10:35 A.M. Eastern Standard Time,  
george.packard1 at rcn.com writes:

ILSH-ITMPWND I laughed so hard I thought  my pants would never dry.

 
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Subject: [Oe List ...] Fwd: Fwd: SENIORS  TEXTING



If you haven't caught on to texting, tweeting, face booking etc.  here's a 
starter for you



Subj: SENIORS TEXTING

 
 

 



     
 
 

 

Since  more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears  to be 
a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify  for Senior Discounts 
this is the code for  you.
 
ATD:   At The Doctor's
BFF:   Best Friend Farted  
BTW:   Bring The Wheelchair  
BYOT:   Bring Your Own Teeth  
CBM:   Covered By Medicare  
CUATSC:   See You At The Senior Center  
DWI:   Driving While Incontinent  
FWB:   Friend With Beta Blockers  
FWIW:   Forgot Where I Was  
FYI:   Found Your Insulin  
GGPBL:   Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!  
GHA:   Got Heartburn Again  
HGBM:   Had Good Bowel Movement  
IMHO:   Is My Hearing-Aid On?  
LMDO:   Laughing My Dentures Out  
LOL:   Living On Lipitor  
LWO:   Lawrence Welk's On  
OMMR:   On My Massage Recliner  
OMSG:   Oh My! Sorry, Gas.  

ROFL...CGU:   Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get  Up  
SGGP:   Sorry, Gotta Go Poop  
TTYL:   Talk To You Louder  
WAITT:   Who Am I Talking To?  
WTFA:   Wet The Furniture Again  
WTP:   Where's The Prunes?  
WWNO:   Walker Wheels Need Oil  
GGLKI  (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)  















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