[Oe List ...] Fwd: Fwd: SENIORS TEXTING

[M. George Walters]

My favorite from a standing position while contemplating picking something
up off of the floor is:

 

HELP, I'M UP AND I CAN'T GET DOWN! (HIUGD)

 

With kindest regards.

 

M. George Walters

 

Resurgence Publishing Corporation

4240 Sandy Shores Dr

Lutz, FL 33558

USA

Tel: +1 (813) 948-7267

Fax: +1 (813) 333-1787

Mob: +1 (813) 505-9041

 

URL: www.ResurgencePublishing.com 

Professional Profile: http://www.linkedin.com/in/mgwalters

 

 

 

 

From: oe-bounces at wedgeblade.net [mailto:oe-bounces at wedgeblade.net] On Behalf
Of Jayandem2 at aol.com
Sent: Thursday, January 20, 2011 17:03
To: oe at wedgeblade.net
Subject: Re: [Oe List ...] Fwd: Fwd: SENIORS TEXTING

 

Wonderful. George.  Thanks for sending.

 

J & M Tippett

 

In a message dated 12/28/2010 12:10:35 A.M. Eastern Standard Time,
george.packard1 at rcn.com writes:

ILSH-ITMPWND I laughed so hard I thought my pants would never dry.

 


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From: oe-bounces at wedgeblade.net [mailto:oe-bounces at wedgeblade.net] On Behalf
Of Jim Baumbach
Sent: Monday, December 27, 2010 5:11 PM
To: Order Ecumenical Community
Subject: [Oe List ...] Fwd: Fwd: SENIORS TEXTING

If you haven't caught on to texting, tweeting, face booking etc. here's a
starter for you



Subj: SENIORS TEXTING

 

 




Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a
need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts
this is the code for you.

 

ATD:  At The Doctor's

BFF:  Best Friend Farted 

BTW:  Bring The Wheelchair 

BYOT:  Bring Your Own Teeth 

CBM:  Covered By Medicare 

CUATSC:  See You At The Senior Center 

DWI:  Driving While Incontinent 

FWB:  Friend With Beta Blockers 

FWIW:  Forgot Where I Was 

FYI:  Found Your Insulin 

GGPBL:  Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! 

GHA:  Got Heartburn Again 

HGBM:  Had Good Bowel Movement 

IMHO:  Is My Hearing-Aid On? 

LMDO:  Laughing My Dentures Out 

LOL:  Living On Lipitor 

LWO:  Lawrence Welk's On 

OMMR:  On My Massage Recliner 

OMSG:  Oh My! Sorry, Gas. 


ROFL...CGU:  Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up 

SGGP:  Sorry, Gotta Go Poop 

TTYL:  Talk To You Louder 

WAITT:  Who Am I Talking To? 

WTFA:  Wet The Furniture Again 

WTP:  Where's The Prunes? 

WWNO:  Walker Wheels Need Oil 

GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In) 

 



 

 

 



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