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[Ellen & David Rebstock]

Kaze Gadway told us she doesn't even pick things up from the floor if they
aren't worth at least 20 bucks!
Ellen & David Rebstock

2011/1/20 M. George Walters <m.george.walters at verizon.net>

> My favorite from a standing position while contemplating picking something
> up off of the floor is:
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> *HELP, I’M UP AND I CAN’T GET DOWN! (HIUGD)*
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> With kindest regards.
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> M. George Walters
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> Resurgence Publishing Corporation
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> *From:* oe-bounces at wedgeblade.net [mailto:oe-bounces at wedgeblade.net] *On
> Behalf Of *Jayandem2 at aol.com
> *Sent:* Thursday, January 20, 2011 17:03
> *To:* oe at wedgeblade.net
> *Subject:* Re: [Oe List ...] Fwd: Fwd: SENIORS TEXTING
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> Wonderful. George.  Thanks for sending.
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> J & M Tippett
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> In a message dated 12/28/2010 12:10:35 A.M. Eastern Standard Time,
> george.packard1 at rcn.com writes:
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> *ILSH-ITMPWND* I laughed so hard I thought my pants would never dry.
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> *From:* oe-bounces at wedgeblade.net [mailto:oe-bounces at wedgeblade.net] *On
> Behalf Of *Jim Baumbach
> *Sent:* Monday, December 27, 2010 5:11 PM
> *To:* Order Ecumenical Community
> *Subject:* [Oe List ...] Fwd: Fwd: SENIORS TEXTING
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> If you haven't caught on to texting, tweeting, face booking etc. here's a
> starter for you
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> Subj: SENIORS TEXTING
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> Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a
> need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts
> this is the code for you.*
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> *ATD:  At The Doctor's*
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> *BFF:  Best Friend Farted*
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> *BTW:  Bring The Wheelchair*
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> *BYOT:  Bring Your Own Teeth*
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> *CBM:  Covered By Medicare*
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> *CUATSC:  See You At The Senior Center*
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> *DWI:  Driving While Incontinent*
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> *FWB:  Friend With Beta Blockers*
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> *FWIW:  Forgot Where I Was*
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> *FYI:  Found Your Insulin*
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> *GGPBL:  Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!*
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> *GHA:  Got Heartburn Again*
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> *HGBM:  Had Good Bowel Movement*
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> *IMHO:  Is My Hearing-Aid On?*
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> *LMDO:  Laughing My Dentures Out*
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> *LOL:  Living On Lipitor*
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> *LWO:  Lawrence Welk's On*
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> *OMMR:  On My Massage Recliner*
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> *OMSG:  Oh My! Sorry, Gas.*
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> ROFL...CGU:  Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up*
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> *SGGP:  Sorry, Gotta Go Poop*
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> *TTYL:  Talk To You Louder*
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> *WAITT:  Who Am I Talking To?*
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> *WTFA:  Wet The Furniture Again*
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> *WTP:  Where's The Prunes?*
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> *WWNO:  Walker Wheels Need Oil*
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> *GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)*
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