[Oe List ...] Fwd: Fwd: SENIORS TEXTING

[M. George Walters]

When playing basketball, the old guys (50, 60, 70+) see a ball rolling
across the court or going out of bounds and they look to see if anyone on
the other team is going after it before they even consider chasing it. 

 

The young guys chase it no matter how hopeless it might be to save.

 

The old guys just step in their way if they can so the young guys can't get
to it.

 

With kindest regards.

 

M. George Walters

 

Resurgence Publishing Corporation

4240 Sandy Shores Dr

Lutz, FL 33558

USA

Tel: +1 (813) 948-7267

Fax: +1 (813) 333-1787

Mob: +1 (813) 505-9041

 

URL: www.ResurgencePublishing.com 

Professional Profile: http://www.linkedin.com/in/mgwalters

 

 

 

 

From: oe-bounces at wedgeblade.net [mailto:oe-bounces at wedgeblade.net] On Behalf
Of Ellen & David Rebstock
Sent: Thursday, January 20, 2011 23:18
To: Order Ecumenical Community
Subject: Re: [Oe List ...] Fwd: Fwd: SENIORS TEXTING

 

Kaze Gadway told us she doesn't even pick things up from the floor if they
aren't worth at least 20 bucks!
Ellen & David Rebstock

2011/1/20 M. George Walters <m.george.walters at verizon.net>

My favorite from a standing position while contemplating picking something
up off of the floor is:

 

HELP, I'M UP AND I CAN'T GET DOWN! (HIUGD)

 

With kindest regards.

 

M. George Walters

 

Resurgence Publishing Corporation

4240 Sandy Shores Dr

Lutz, FL 33558

USA

Tel: +1 (813) 948-7267

Fax: +1 (813) 333-1787

Mob: +1 (813) 505-9041

 

URL: www.ResurgencePublishing.com 

Professional Profile: http://www.linkedin.com/in/mgwalters

 

 

 

 

From: oe-bounces at wedgeblade.net [mailto:oe-bounces at wedgeblade.net] On Behalf
Of Jayandem2 at aol.com
Sent: Thursday, January 20, 2011 17:03
To: oe at wedgeblade.net
Subject: Re: [Oe List ...] Fwd: Fwd: SENIORS TEXTING

 

Wonderful. George.  Thanks for sending.

 

J & M Tippett

 

In a message dated 12/28/2010 12:10:35 A.M. Eastern Standard Time,
george.packard1 at rcn.com writes:

ILSH-ITMPWND I laughed so hard I thought my pants would never dry.

 


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From: oe-bounces at wedgeblade.net [mailto:oe-bounces at wedgeblade.net] On Behalf
Of Jim Baumbach
Sent: Monday, December 27, 2010 5:11 PM
To: Order Ecumenical Community
Subject: [Oe List ...] Fwd: Fwd: SENIORS TEXTING

If you haven't caught on to texting, tweeting, face booking etc. here's a
starter for you

Subj: SENIORS TEXTING

 

 




Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a
need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts
this is the code for you.

 

ATD:  At The Doctor's

BFF:  Best Friend Farted 

BTW:  Bring The Wheelchair 

BYOT:  Bring Your Own Teeth 

CBM:  Covered By Medicare 

CUATSC:  See You At The Senior Center 

DWI:  Driving While Incontinent 

FWB:  Friend With Beta Blockers 

FWIW:  Forgot Where I Was 

FYI:  Found Your Insulin 

GGPBL:  Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! 

GHA:  Got Heartburn Again 

HGBM:  Had Good Bowel Movement 

IMHO:  Is My Hearing-Aid On? 

LMDO:  Laughing My Dentures Out 

LOL:  Living On Lipitor 

LWO:  Lawrence Welk's On 

OMMR:  On My Massage Recliner 

OMSG:  Oh My! Sorry, Gas. 


ROFL...CGU:  Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up 

SGGP:  Sorry, Gotta Go Poop 

TTYL:  Talk To You Louder 

WAITT:  Who Am I Talking To? 

WTFA:  Wet The Furniture Again 

WTP:  Where's The Prunes? 

WWNO:  Walker Wheels Need Oil 

GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In) 

 



 

 

 



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